Saturday, February 18, 2006
Don't asked me dumbass qns. please!Recently my father is taking up taxi vocational course.
If you don't know my father is very low educated but i am sure he had very high IQ.
He really try his best to learn his english.Nowadays, i am helping with his english. i can see that he had put in alot of effort. He try to pronoun word like 'surcharge' into ' sir.. change' and 'operational' into ' o...pre...a..sia...nia...'. is really very diffcult for him to study now.
i am very confident that he will pass his exam as he picks up things very fast. he even get his driving license right after the first test. Unlike, most youngster got go the 'never-say-die-test' which he/she will never pass. the things is he like to stumble his word.
Before he studys his test, i got to read through notes ( 70+ pages) for him but there is 200 over pages la...
i realised that there is actually scratch-your-head-qns..lol
=> here come the-never-use-brain qns
1.) can you smoke in the taxi while you're driving? wth?!
you can asked a 7 yrs kid, he will ans u.
2.)can u drive without a driving license?
3.) can u ply for hire if your taxi is not working?
in other words, you meant can you shit without opening your asshole?
4.)can u solicit your passenger? *OF COURSE NOT!
My dad even told me if the passenger is willing to pay more, he don't mind ;-X
of course this is joking. lol haha..
5.) what actually leads to lung cancer?
a.) smoking b.)eating too much meat c.) not enough sleep
Ans: Answer has already appeared in your mind liao right?
6.) if you're drunk, can u drive?
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.: ah~~ i lost my hp today. don't called or sms me .
nights.
